Merson

Not quite a midget, not quite a person.

That guy is too tall to be a midget and too small to be a person, he's a merson.

by TShizzle June 22, 2013

merson

Politically correct way to say "mermaid".

Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.

by Merson March 2, 2014

Merson

A single meeple.

We can't play Monopoly with only one merson!

by Ashlandarf September 22, 2023

Paul Merson

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations

ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player

by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

Sam Merson-ing

Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too

Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing

by Flexoffenderrr September 23, 2020

Merlone

The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.

She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.

by kidhamishi August 26, 2013

merso

A person who is happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside

Person 1: you seem like a merso

Person2: I know

by It’s by anonymous May 28, 2020