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Politically correct way to say "mermaid".
Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.
merson by Merson March 2, 2014
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We can't play Monopoly with only one merson!
Merson by Ashlandarf September 22, 2023

Paul Merson 

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations
ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player
Paul Merson by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

Sam Merson-ing 

Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too
Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing
Sam Merson-ing by Flexoffenderrr September 23, 2020
The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.
She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.
Merlone by kidhamishi August 26, 2013
A person who is happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside
Person 1: you seem like a merso

Person2: I know
merso by It’s by anonymous May 28, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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