megaleg 

A person who generally has no life. Signs of a megaleg are: obesity, stupidity, and a general lack of friends.

Person 1: Do you see that guy down the street?
Person 2: He's walking by himself. He must be a megaleg.

megaleg by AznPanda October 5, 2009

megalogue

n. A simultaneous conversation between large numbers of people. Since the word “dialogue” implies two people, it ceases to work for large-scale communication such as internet blogs, chat sessions, or nationwide water-cooler conversations.
v. To hold a large-scale conversation.

We need to have a nationwide megalogue about how to get Bush out of office. I would like to megalogue with the Democratic party about Oprah's chances of getting elected.

megalogue by Warren Apel November 20, 2003

Megalepsy 

Megalepsy often occurs when an adult male is subject to an image of Megan Fox and is then so sexually aroused he cannot control his actions.

The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.

Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.

The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.

"George has got his Megalepsy on with my newspaper, go grab the sport section quickly."

"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"

Megalepsy by lindsaylohanslostbrother July 6, 2009

Megaplegic 

A superhero who is paralyzed from the neck up; they must be confined to an ab-rocker

JT The Megaplegic whore

Megaplegic by JT November 8, 2004

megalog 

A piece of fecal matter (or log) that is of exquisitely generous dimensions. Such robust specimens are the bane of low-flow toilets the world over.

The megalog I had been composing for 42 minutes not only plugged the toilet drain, it also pierced the surface a good 4 inches.

megalog by Oprah March 11, 2003

Megalegdon 

A giant shark with legs

Oh my gosh, that Megalegdon ate that camel!!

Megalegdon by elephantitisinmyfoot October 4, 2016

meganegrodong 

Stereotypical endowment of the African-American male.

Now that Lexington Steele, he has the meganegrodong

meganegrodong by Tha Pyngwyn September 12, 2003