by Oprah February 21, 2003

A male chicken. Rooster.
by Oprah February 21, 2003

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.
by Oprah February 25, 2003

The most important drug EVER made. Prevents women from getting pregnant without stripping the fun from sex.
by Oprah February 21, 2003

Was once ONE OF THE GREATEST sketch comedy shows (Monty Python, anyone?) until great performers like Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, and Dana Carvey left along with all the writers who actually knew what irreverent humor was all about.
I love watching old SNL re-runs on Comedy Central, but that new SNL shit is just sad and depressingly un-funny. I think I'm gonna shoot myself now.
by Oprah February 25, 2003

1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
