1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.
by Oprah February 26, 2003
The most important drug EVER made. Prevents women from getting pregnant without stripping the fun from sex.
by Oprah February 22, 2003
An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).
I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.
by Oprah March 09, 2003
by Oprah March 13, 2005
1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.
by Oprah February 21, 2003
Betty used to be so trim in high school, but after she went to college she got all beefy and chunkified.
by Oprah February 22, 2003