Oprah's definitions

anal

What to avoid in prison.

After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

LSD

Long
Slow
Dump


I gotta take a long,slow dump!

Oh man I'm really feelin that LSD now!

by Oprah March 13, 2005

log

1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety

1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

panty

(noun) An emasculated male; wuss.

Quit being such a panty and ask that bitch out already.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

megalog

A piece of fecal matter (or log) that is of exquisitely generous dimensions. Such robust specimens are the bane of low-flow toilets the world over.

The megalog I had been composing for 42 minutes not only plugged the toilet drain, it also pierced the surface a good 4 inches.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

cock

A male chicken. Rooster.

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

orgasm

The meaning of life.

by Oprah February 21, 2003