breast

1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.
Those breasts are making my mouth water!
by Oprah February 21, 2003
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Pill

The most important drug EVER made. Prevents women from getting pregnant without stripping the fun from sex.
Now that my girl's on the pill I can enjoy sex again.
by Oprah February 22, 2003
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orgasm

by Oprah February 22, 2003
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SNL

Was once ONE OF THE GREATEST sketch comedy shows (Monty Python, anyone?) until great performers like Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, and Dana Carvey left along with all the writers who actually knew what irreverent humor was all about.
I love watching old SNL re-runs on Comedy Central, but that new SNL shit is just sad and depressingly un-funny. I think I'm gonna shoot myself now.
by Oprah February 26, 2003
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tiger woods

An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).
I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.
by Oprah March 09, 2003
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LSD

Long
Slow
Dump


I gotta take a long,slow dump!
Oh man I'm really feelin that LSD now!
by Oprah March 13, 2005
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Beefy

Betty used to be so trim in high school, but after she went to college she got all beefy and chunkified.
by Oprah February 22, 2003
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