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megaplegic 

A bixy like sex fiend who defies all odds by being the first hooker to practice his/her art in an ab rocker; Is prone to random outbursts of flight.
"J.T.'s abs look better than a megaplegic on steroids"
megaplegic by Bixy November 9, 2004

Megaplegic 

A whore (cum Dumpster) who can fly (a superhero, see megaplegic def. #1) Has the uncanny ability to break free from their megaplegiality and soar higher than all the paraplegic whores in the known universe
Nicky B, Mista JT, Big Al C, Bixy
Megaplegic by JT November 8, 2004

Megalogical 

1. the act of drastically over thinking something followed by freaking out

2. having a mental capacity to cover every angle like the supervillain from ''NEMESIS''
1.

girl: should i call him? no he'll think i'm needy but if i don't hell forget me or think i'm rude ZOMG!!!! this is tottallly FUBAR

friend: STFU you being too megalogical

2. you think you captured him... hes been plotting this from the beginning
Megalogical by megalogicaldan September 19, 2011

Megaplenis Blast 

BOOOOOOOOM!
Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL
Megaplenis Blast by Pemherz June 26, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026