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Megabestie 

Short for "mega best friend". Someone who exceeds the status of a "best friend".
Amy is my megabestie; we do everything together.
Megabestie by megabestie August 29, 2013

Megabeast 

A person, specifically an Asian person, who is too boss at doing anything, especially math. Shy at first, but get to know him and he'll blow your brains out from his epicness.
Dude, did you hear about that Asion boy, Daniel? He won 1st place in some math contest. He's such a megabeast.
Megabeast by Iloveblondieserryday August 13, 2012
When 2+ beds are pushed together to create one MEGABED, esp. when two beds are connected by a roll-away bed in a hotel room.

Originated in Anaheim, CA, September 9, 2006.

Bitches and first-timers have to sleep in the cracks between mattresses.
-How are we going to fit six people on these two queen beds?!
-MEGABED!
Megabed by Pirshafiey May 12, 2008

megabög 

megabög

The Swedish equivalent of "megafag", used to insult someone for no apparent reason.
"Tja Johan!"

"Käften jävla megabög."
____________________
"Sup Johan!"

"Shut it you megafag."
megabög by Herskaren November 20, 2013

Double Megabed Floorgy 

When you put two college bunk beds together, creating two megabeds, and you have a massive orgy on the beds with everyone on your floor.
Dude, how was the party last weekend?

It was so crazy that we had a double megabed floorgy.
Two beds pushed together to create one amazing gigantic bed. Not only a thousand (infinity) times better than a single bed by itself, but it can also somehow fit up to 6 people comfortably when lying horizontally, even though 2 people can barely fit on one bed when lying vertically.

Characterized by a mysteriously magnetic attractive force. When in the presence of MEGABED, it is impossible to resist this attraction, and it is inevitable that you will stop all work and succumb to the power of MEGABED.
Girl: How is MEGABED so amazing? I could talk for hours on end about how unbelievably awesome it is.
Boy: I know. When I asked about it last night you spent the next 2 hours expounding on the powers of MEGABED.

Boy: Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Ehh, not really, I should stay wi--
Boy: I have a MEGABED..
Girl: Let's go.