megalog

A piece of fecal matter (or log) that is of exquisitely generous dimensions. Such robust specimens are the bane of low-flow toilets the world over.
The megalog I had been composing for 42 minutes not only plugged the toilet drain, it also pierced the surface a good 4 inches.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
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Megalogical

1. the act of drastically over thinking something followed by freaking out

2. having a mental capacity to cover every angle like the supervillain from ''NEMESIS''
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girl: should i call him? no he'll think i'm needy but if i don't hell forget me or think i'm rude ZOMG!!!! this is tottallly FUBAR

friend: STFU you being too megalogical

2. you think you captured him... hes been plotting this from the beginning
by megalogicaldan September 13, 2011
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Megalogging

When an individual defecates fecal matter to an optimal magnitude, and they send a picture of it to their father on Facebook messenger.
I was absolutely megalogging from the taco bell last wednesday.
by sexualintercoursehaver69 November 20, 2021
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