meatal 

Hard as steel but still meat at the core.

Jane: Tank me baby
John: Oh you want that meatal, sure sure

meatal by kbshk August 30, 2021

Meatal Beasting 

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.

David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.

Meatal Beasting by Zonal K August 16, 2019

meatal smearant 

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

meatal smearant by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Full Meatal Jacket 

When you cover your, or someone else's, torso in shit - resembling a brown, putrid jacket.

Everyone at the bar stopped drinking and stared ... The smell was overwhelming.... He was wearing a Full Meatal Jacket.

Full Meatal Jacket by Zonal K October 3, 2019

meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf 

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.

Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf by jpg3 July 7, 2011

The Meatloaf 

Something Will Ferrell's character wanted in the film Wedding Crashers.

"MA, THE MEATLOAF!! FUCK!!!"

The Meatloaf by Godzilla himself February 6, 2012