meatality

Having sex with meat. Any meat you would like! Chicken thighs especially

“Gordon Ramsay loves Meatality”

by SkyPieNOel April 01, 2021

Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.

David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.

by Zonal K August 17, 2019

meatal smearant

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Full Meatal Jacket

When you cover your, or someone else's, torso in shit - resembling a brown, putrid jacket.

Everyone at the bar stopped drinking and stared ... The smell was overwhelming.... He was wearing a Full Meatal Jacket.

by Zonal K October 04, 2019

meatal

Hard as steel but still meat at the core.

Jane: Tank me baby
John: Oh you want that meatal, sure sure

by kbshk August 30, 2021