meaft 

The tiredness and fatigue after a masterbation session. Often used to describe how someone is acting.

Dylan: You okay bro?
Kyle: No man I’m pretty fucking meaft rn

meaft by WebsGrave March 3, 2019

meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Tiny Meat Gang 

A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.

Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”

Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”

Tiny Meat Gang by igotatext February 16, 2019

Meat Pattie 

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

Meat Pattie by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Meat Toboggan 

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

Meat Toboggan by Djmym October 9, 2015

meat burn 

When a nasty Westlake whore in Texas gives you a sexually transmitted disease.

I got meat burn from that Westlake whore Amber!

meat burn by Pissed Schlong December 30, 2016

Hairy meat patties 

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022