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another name for 'hands'
"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."
by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003
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The act of inserting your thumb into a female's anus and a finger into their vagina, or vice versa, and pinching the skin between them internally, untill they can bear it no more and scream.
Dude, I heard that Matt totally meathooked his girlfriend last night!!
by Mr. Heckler January 10, 2007
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The act of ramming 4 fingers in a girls vagina, and the opposable thumb as far up her asshole as you can. After this, you squeeze until she can't stand the pain and kicks you in the nuts.
Man, I gave that slut the meathook. She kicked me in the jimmy, but I think deep down, she liked it.
by Bob Ronkin March 28, 2003
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This is what a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a Dick Skinner or Crum Snatcher.
Get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard!
by C_Dog23 April 11, 2006
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Inserting fingers into a girl's anus while she is "ontop" and assisting her in humping...
I'm getting tired, can you meat hook me?
by MeatMachine1101 January 10, 2014
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A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example
Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past
by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005
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The art of stuffin the muff.... You position your figers, with your pinky and thumb stickin out and your other 3 fingers folded {Like the Hang Ten hand gesture}Str8 forward... It is the new SHOCKER!!!!
She was so into it I just had to give her tha meat hook.... Wow she loved it!!!
by Wolfes September 26, 2007
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