me-time
A euphemism for masturbation
Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.
me-time by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001
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Me Time
Dave - "Pete I am just off back to my room, I will see you in a bit mate".
Pete - "Are you off for some Me Time, you dirty little boy"
Pete - "Are you off for some Me Time, you dirty little boy"
Me Time by hairy scary mary July 1, 2009
me time
“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
me time by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 5, 2017
Me time
A random time when you need to lick your self clean from other girls you've stalked and simped on. This usually happens when someone (usually a boy) are thinking of sex.
Me time by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE May 25, 2020
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