me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001

me-time

Expression for which young asian space kid women express intense curiosity.

Hey Clint (entirely fictionnal caracter), what is me-time??

by Tiguydou April 16, 2005

me time

one's own personal time to be alone

"Can you do this for me?"
"Naw, I need some me time right now."

by Daisy T. July 10, 2006

Me Time

"Me Time" refers to time spent alone, often to masterbate and watch pornographic material.

Dave - "Pete I am just off back to my room, I will see you in a bit mate".

Pete - "Are you off for some Me Time, you dirty little boy"

by hairy scary mary July 1, 2009

me time

Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.

“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 5, 2017

me time

A phrase first coined by Aditya, refering to time one spends alone in ones room with teriyaki chicken, watching pornographic material whilst pleasuring oneself.

Person 1 : why does it smell like teriyaki chicken in here?
Person 2: Aditya is having some me time
Person 1: Ewww

by Room 47 May 25, 2013

me time x

When your living In close proximity to another person,the only time you can masturbate is when they're in the shower or leave the house for a short time..

Man I had to get some me time x today, I hadn't had any time to relieve my self for days

by boomstick6699 September 18, 2019