7 definitions by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE

A random time when you need to lick your self clean from other girls you've stalked and simped on. This usually happens when someone (usually a boy) are thinking of sex.
Bruh Baljeet over there, He doing his daily me time, best if we don't bother him
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE May 25, 2020
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a big ol GERMAN CUNT who likes to lick vomit of people's boobies
A: GOD IS THAT MORITZ?
B:YEAH, YOU CAN TELL HIM APART B WHAT HE'S DOING
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE May 9, 2019
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A fat Imebecile..... the enemy you hate the most
me: That boy over there
friend: Yeah... the one making roti canai and squeling WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE like some *SMART ass kid (Smart = Stupid motherfucking asshole retarded tix)

me: yeah he is one BALJERT
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE April 25, 2019
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A POKEMON WHICH SOUNDS HORNY AND LOOKS THROUGH PEOPLE'S ANUS
U SEE THAT LIL FREAK HES A FLIPING HORNYMON
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE June 10, 2019
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a fat ass who launches herself in a cannon
god is that shannon
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE June 10, 2019
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The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.
The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020
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