28 definitions by Dictionnaire Diabolique

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.
If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017
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Harm done to innocent bystanders by the explosive dissolution of a long-term relationship.
My friendship with Naomi didn't survive the split between Mary and me. She was collateral divorcage.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 15, 2017
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Hunger-induced bitchiness.
Look, I know it’s been a long ride, but I’ve had just about enough of your appetude.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
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Price demanded by someone who doesn't value you.
Can't believe he asked me to shoot his wedding for a friend price of $100. For fuck's sake, I'm a professional photographer! Been doing this shit for years. I normally charge, at minimum, $5000 to shoot a wedding.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 4, 2017
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A voice that is so annoying that it makes you want to punch the speaker.
I was listening to Sam Harris’s podcast when Anna-Liisa woke up this morning. This is what she said to me: “You know how the French have that great expression ‘tête à claques’ (or ‘face à claques’), which roughly translates to ‘punchable face’, a face that’s so annoying that you just wanna punch it? Well, Sam Harris has a punchable voice.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 19, 2020
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The faux-feminism popular amongst the likes of Kirsten Gillibrand. It's popular because it allows wealthy white women to throw their male relatives under the bus whilst sneaking out the back door of Privilege Mansion before the woke bombs hit.
That article in UnHerd about "The Sly Sexism of the OK Karen Meme" is peak Karen feminism.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 26, 2020
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The deep sense of regret that washes over you when you realize that you’ve shared something stupid on social media; especially prone are those who share articles before reading them.
Sharer's remorse washed over him as he realized that he was one of the first people to share a fake-news story that went viral.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
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