28 definitions by Dictionnaire Diabolique

Harm done to innocent bystanders by the explosive dissolution of a long-term relationship.
My friendship with Naomi didn't survive the split between Mary and me. She was collateral divorcage.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 15, 2017
Hunger-induced bitchiness.
Look, I know it’s been a long ride, but I’ve had just about enough of your appetude.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
An irrationally intense and obsessive hatred for something or someone.
Damn! Irfan has a major hate hard-on for Phil, doesn't he?
by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 11, 2020
People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.
If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017
A person who treats human beings like instruments and pretends to care about people they don’t care about because they think they might be useful to them at some point in the future. Networkers are often very good at active listening.
God, I hate that guy! Never stops scheming. He's such a networker.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
Spending an inordinate amount of time on the Internet obsessing over Trump’s latest antics.
So tired today. Was up trumping till two last night.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017
Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.
My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 6, 2017