absorbed

Intensively engaged; engrossed

I absorbed all my noodles

by taduffy November 29, 2016

selfie-absorbed

A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.

See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed

by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013

self-absorbed

Simply stated, it is an individual that is so consumed with their own selves that they become oblivious to, nor do they care how their actions or words impact others.

Sarah was so self-absorbed that she shouted at her daughter for no apparent reason.

by self-centered arrogant selfish February 25, 2010

self-absorbed

A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. See Sam.

(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"

by Laine Quillico July 23, 2004

self-absorbed

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

by materialist April 19, 2003

self absorbed

Confidence and self-absorption rooted in narcissism are not the same: first, narcissism is self-focused while confidence considers the wellbeing of others.

You self absorbed and pretentious! I know iv fallen into your trap a few times

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019

self-absorbed

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.

Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004