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Jay McGuiness
Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.
Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.
Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!
Person: Jay McGuiness= nom
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.
Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!
Person: Jay McGuiness= nom
Jay McGuiness by @LauraTheWanted May 9, 2011
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McCueness
To display mental agility and unimpeachable moral qualities, while maintaining the ability to mock, scoff, satirize & lampoon.
With unexpected McCueness she stopped that boy from crying and then made him laugh at himself as she made fun of him.
McCueness by The Word Cobbler September 20, 2009
Dirty Bernard McGuinness
The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’
Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky
Dirty Bernard McGuinness by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020
Willie McGinest
#55 Outside linebacker for the Cleveland Browns, won 3 Super Bowl Rings with the New England Patriots, was the original 3-4 defensive end/linebacker. All-time Postseason sack leader. Native to the city of Long Beach, California, friends and classmate of Snoop Dogg, Warren G, Nate Dogg at Long Beach Polytechnic High School, recieved a football scholorship to USC, then was drafted #4 overall by the New England Patriots in the 1994 draft.
Willie McGinest by sonokibono March 30, 2007
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