McCueness 

To display mental agility and unimpeachable moral qualities, while maintaining the ability to mock, scoff, satirize & lampoon.

With unexpected McCueness she stopped that boy from crying and then made him laugh at himself as she made fun of him.

McCueness by The Word Cobbler September 20, 2009

Jay McGuiness

Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.

Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.

Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!

Person: Jay McGuiness= nom

Jay McGuiness by @LauraTheWanted May 9, 2011

Mueness 

The feeling you get when you wake up fully dressed feeling sweaty etc.

Mueness can be After a party at a friends house slightly hungover having slept on the floor fully clothed...

Mueness by Jeff D Harris January 24, 2007

Will McGuiness 

A fabulous human that has a Facebook page that makes everyone laugh

'Omg did you see the new Will McGuiness video?'
'YES IT MADE MY LIFE!'

Will McGuiness by Jodie_ratboy August 31, 2013

mcguiness 

when a girl is giving you head, she shoves her thumb up your rectum, then proceeds to hook and plunge your anus.

shannon gave me a mcguiness in the hot tub.

mcguiness by Anonymous April 27, 2003

A McGuiness

when you’re fingering someone in public and they shit on your fingers and then lick it off

I was getting with a guy in the park and he did a mcguiness!! It was so gross!

A McGuiness by pseudourban January 9, 2021