McGuines 

A terrible group of people usually formed together to cause havoc among others. The leader of the group doesn’t know what he is doing. Very confused

Hey look there is the McGuines group let’s go in the opposite direction as them

McGuines by Joshua Franks February 2, 2020

Jay McGuiness

Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.

Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.

Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!

Person: Jay McGuiness= nom

Jay McGuiness by @LauraTheWanted May 9, 2011

Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’

Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

Dirty Bernard McGuinness by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020

Willie McGinest 

#55 Outside linebacker for the Cleveland Browns, won 3 Super Bowl Rings with the New England Patriots, was the original 3-4 defensive end/linebacker. All-time Postseason sack leader. Native to the city of Long Beach, California, friends and classmate of Snoop Dogg, Warren G, Nate Dogg at Long Beach Polytechnic High School, recieved a football scholorship to USC, then was drafted #4 overall by the New England Patriots in the 1994 draft.

Wow, is Willie McGinest going to blitz or drop back and cover?

Willie McGinest by sonokibono March 30, 2007

Vagina McGinestein 

a term used to describe guys too shy or nervous to talk to the girl they find attractive.

(from Harold and Kumar)
Kumar: Hey look it's your girlfriend...You actually gonna talk to her this time or are ya gonna be a fuckin Vagina McGinestein
Harold: (rushes into elevator and closes door before the previously mentioned girl can enter)
Kumar: Hey, hey, HEY.(door closes)...You're worthless
Harold: I'm not worthwhile.

Vagina McGinestein by D-Hart September 24, 2008

McGuinea 

A racial slur towards an Irish-Italian person.

John is a McGuinea. He is Irish and Italian.

McGuinea by [e-mail] February 4, 2005

Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School 

A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.

Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."

kid: where do you go to school?

other kid: Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

kid: wow, i am terribly sorry. that place sucks fat cock.

Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School by IWANTAPPLESAUCE June 11, 2010