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mazeltof by Chris V. Kiegl April 3, 2006
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Mazeltov Cocktail
The unexpected disclosure of a person's Jewishness in, or creating, an extremely awkward or combustible situation.
In his autobiography The Ragman's Son, Kirk Douglas (nee Issur Danielovich) recounts many instances of confronting anti-Semitism he encounters by people unaware the actor himself is Jewish. In a particularly notable example, Douglas explodes a Mazeltov Cocktail in the face of an anti-semitic actress immediately after bedding her, remarking at the climactic moment, "I am a Jew...You are being f...d by a Jew."
Mazeltov Cocktail by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012
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Mazeltov Cocktail
Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.
Mazeltov Cocktail by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 28, 2018
Mazeltov Cocktail
When a Jewish man jizzes into his Bar Mitzvah yamaka and then proceeds to spit in it. The yamaka is then furiously tossed into the face of his partner.
Mazeltov Cocktail by BlueBoobies96 March 16, 2016
Mazeltov
When one celebrates the acquiring of a new smoking piece by wrapping an old one up in a napkin, smashing it, extracting the resin from the broken bowl and shaft, and smoking a resin ball.
We did a mazeltov last night with Tommy's new bong; we got so high.
I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.
I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.
Mazeltov by cthuluhulu May 28, 2011
Mazeltov cocktail
When you are old and decrepit and your time is done. You decide to go out in a yiddish blaze of glory.
Linda said shit, I'm done. I'm gettin' lit and I'm outta here *lights the wick in a bottle filled with gasoline and throws it to the ground--Joan of Ark-style* #Poof. "Mazeltov mother f'ers!"
So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
Mazeltov cocktail by lindalongarms February 22, 2019
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