Drunk girl staggering around the bar, obnoxiouly close talking to everyone in her path. Embarrased friend hooks her by the arm and yanks her out the door "gong show" style. Crowd erupts in loud applause.
"Holy shit. That girl was drunk as F and would not shut up. Thank god her friend Chuck Barris'd her ass out of here". Every bar needs a Chuck Barris.
by lindalongarms February 23, 2019
When you are old and decrepit and your time is done. You decide to go out in a yiddish blaze of glory.
Linda said shit, I'm done. I'm gettin' lit and I'm outta here *lights the wick in a bottle filled with gasoline and throws it to the ground--Joan of Ark-style* #Poof. "Mazeltov mother f'ers!"
So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
by lindalongarms February 23, 2019