Definitions by BlueBoobies96

Mazeltov Cocktail 

When a Jewish man jizzes into his Bar Mitzvah yamaka and then proceeds to spit in it. The yamaka is then furiously tossed into the face of his partner.

Michael was thrilled to throw his messy, Mazeltov Cocktail directly in Louise's face.

Mazeltov Cocktail by BlueBoobies96 March 16, 2016