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Mazeltov
When one celebrates the acquiring of a new smoking piece by wrapping an old one up in a napkin, smashing it, extracting the resin from the broken bowl and shaft, and smoking a resin ball.
We did a mazeltov last night with Tommy's new bong; we got so high.
I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.
I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.
Mazeltov by cthuluhulu May 28, 2011
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Mazeltov by Kyle ----- May 2, 2006
Mazeltov
The Mazeltov is created when you are haveing sex with a girl or male (doggystlye) once in position you place a weed/cannabis grinder on your head (with or with out weed inside) and repeat the word Mazeltov saying it louder and more aggressive with every thrust, The aim is to keep the grinder on your head for as long as possible.
That bitch took a 22 thrust Mazeltov the other week what a slag!
Fancy a Mazeltov? Not on this day!
My mate chris gives the best mazeltovs you ever seen !
Fancy a Mazeltov? Not on this day!
My mate chris gives the best mazeltovs you ever seen !
Mazeltov by The Fist 87 May 19, 2010
Mazeltov Cocktail
The unexpected disclosure of a person's Jewishness in, or creating, an extremely awkward or combustible situation.
In his autobiography The Ragman's Son, Kirk Douglas (nee Issur Danielovich) recounts many instances of confronting anti-Semitism he encounters by people unaware the actor himself is Jewish. In a particularly notable example, Douglas explodes a Mazeltov Cocktail in the face of an anti-semitic actress immediately after bedding her, remarking at the climactic moment, "I am a Jew...You are being f...d by a Jew."
Mazeltov Cocktail by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012
Mazeltov Cocktail
Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.
Mazeltov Cocktail by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 28, 2018
Mazeltov Cocktail
When a Jewish man jizzes into his Bar Mitzvah yamaka and then proceeds to spit in it. The yamaka is then furiously tossed into the face of his partner.
Mazeltov Cocktail by BlueBoobies96 March 16, 2016
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