maylo

A cat that eats lasers and nerf darts

Your cat is such a maylo

by Darth kaas October 2, 2017

Mailob

The way a Mexican mother, or any Spanish decent would say “my love” with their beautiful accent

Hola mailob como estas?

by Mexicanma1018 January 26, 2018

malo

when you were in school did you ever wanna sit at the popular table but then you remembered you simply just weren't that cool? well now with the invention of discord, you can finally feel like a real top kek. all you have to do is prove your worth to the mods of the h3h3 server and pass a vigorous voting process. once you're in the clear, remember you wouldn't want to lose your place in their esteemed hierarchy so don't go posting those private DMs of members saying one thing but in general chat saying another. oh and never ever speak your mind (that'll get you blacklisted on the internet for good). be the sheep they're looking for and you'll have yourself a great time!

When am I getting back in malo?
This was my first and last mistake
Please man
I didnt think he'd share it

by professional retard November 26, 2018

Maylor

The secret sexual relationship between Queen guitarist Brian May and drummer Roger Taylor. But it's not much of a secret.

Some dude, "Roger and Brian are awfully close together." Some chick, "Yes, they're showing their Maylor love."

by Queenie101 July 24, 2011

Maalona

Maalona loves to help and stans/loves Pentagon. Maalona is super helpful and will do anything to video chat and I mean ANYTHING! He can be slow when understanding stuff but he is actually really funny. He makes fun of my laugh because I sound like a robot. He likes korean culture and is studying korean too.

If you’re not friends with a Maalona yet, you’re missing out!

Person 1: who dat kid saying annyeonghaseyo?

Person 2: idk, i think its just a Maalona

by Honeyflavorednut November 17, 2019

mahlo

an immigrant italian attempting to say hello in english pronouncedma-low

mahlo wears a u cousin vinny.

by LUIGINO February 8, 2008

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011