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when you were in school did you ever wanna sit at the popular table but then you remembered you simply just weren't that cool? well now with the invention of discord, you can finally feel like a real top kek. all you have to do is prove your worth to the mods of the h3h3 server and pass a vigorous voting process. once you're in the clear, remember you wouldn't want to lose your place in their esteemed hierarchy so don't go posting those private DMs of members saying one thing but in general chat saying another. oh and never ever speak your mind (that'll get you blacklisted on the internet for good). be the sheep they're looking for and you'll have yourself a great time!
When am I getting back in malo?
This was my first and last mistake
Please man
I didnt think he'd share it
by professional retard November 26, 2018
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Exactly, a SHIT HEAD BITCH FACE FUCKING TWO SIDED CUNT!
Kevin: Stephanie is SUCH a shitbitchcuntfuck!
OR
Thomas: WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU SHITBITCHCUNTFUCK
by professional retard February 10, 2020
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