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The secret sexual relationship between Queen guitarist Brian May and drummer Roger Taylor. But it's not much of a secret.
Some dude, "Roger and Brian are awfully close together." Some chick, "Yes, they're showing their Maylor love."
Maylor by Queenie101 July 24, 2011
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Maylonie 

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's cool and athletic. Great hugger, funny, and she can stay up late.
When you date her you don't think of anybody else.
You wish your girlfriend was a Maylonie.

mayokaise 

A word invented by Nat_the_great_one during Reading festival, August 2008. Something which is not quite awesomesauce but still ok.
"Yeah, that sandwich was mayokaise"
mayokaise by Nat_the_great_one October 16, 2008
Mayloni is joy, beauty like a booming flower. She is sweet, sensitive, and polite. Mayloni feels others pain, and would cry to see anyone hurt.
To have a friend like Mayloni is a great gift.
I met Mayloni for the first time today, it was an amazing experience to be with someone with a great and true heart.
mayloni by Ms.Laxey February 2, 2017

Maylon Millions 

Maylon Millions is an American music artist he’s really caring and seems like he’s always positive.
Maylon millions is the goat
Maylon Millions by Greatfanny November 23, 2021

Dirty Malokai

When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.
I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.
Dirty Malokai by Mistersistefister January 1, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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