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Mayloni is joy, beauty like a booming flower. She is sweet, sensitive, and polite. Mayloni feels others pain, and would cry to see anyone hurt.
To have a friend like Mayloni is a great gift.
I met Mayloni for the first time today, it was an amazing experience to be with someone with a great and true heart.
mayloni by Ms.Laxey February 2, 2017
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malonied 

To have a task or item completely screwed up.
Yikes, the lawn got malonied again.
malonied by Joes Mama May 17, 2005
Malonie is a sweet girl that doesn’t accept when people acts like hoes .Malonie also is very supportive person .Malonie can always find a way thru the hard times. Malonie also can get mad in a snap of a finger …Malonie is the most loyal,sweetest,supportive,funniest,thickest girl you’ll ever meet.
Malonie my girlfriend is mad at me and she’s your bestfriend so what do I do?
Malonie by Prince unreleased April 30, 2019

maylanie 

She is very sporty, she loves to communicate with others. She will blow up if you test her but as long as you don't test her limits she can be a cupcake. You would want a Maylanie in your life to guide you.
Person 1: lets play with her
Person 2: that's definetley Maylanie
maylanie by cupcakwrld December 16, 2018
Mayloni is a smart black girl who will beat any bitch ass. She can also shake her ass like she was born to do so. She is a great friend and sticks up for all of her friends.
Mayloni is my best friend
Mayloni by Hayward girl November 21, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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