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Maalona loves to help and stans/loves Pentagon. Maalona is super helpful and will do anything to video chat and I mean ANYTHING! He can be slow when understanding stuff but he is actually really funny. He makes fun of my laugh because I sound like a robot. He likes korean culture and is studying korean too.

If you’re not friends with a Maalona yet, you’re missing out!
Person 1: who dat kid saying annyeonghaseyo?

Person 2: idk, i think its just a Maalona
Maalona by Honeyflavorednut November 17, 2019
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La Mamalona 

A term Mexican-American son’s (takuaches) use to call their Dads or Parents truck.
Hey Cuhh let’s go out tonight, mi Apá me presto la mamalona.
La Mamalona by OMW2FYB916 October 16, 2019
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mamalona 

Just bought a new mamalona cuh
mamalona by Lil_Nutsack January 7, 2020

Mamalona 

A lowered truck, typically one missed payment away from being repossessed.
Ay, cuh, make sure you park the Mamalona in the backyard. I don't wanna get it towed again, they scraped my shit up last time.

Mamalona 

A badass truck or suv that sucks up a lot of gas
Hey Cuh gonna take the mamalona for a spin
Mamalona by Therealdan February 11, 2021
Maalon is fully Maalon. Maalon is a very passionate Frenchie, well all of them are. Maalon dresses as sexy as he can. He listenes to French music on his on time although when with friends he is one of the greatest DJs you know. Maalon is a funny kid he will make you laugh no matter the mood. Just hope he doesn’t send you pictures of his wardrobe flexing his OFF WHITE and Supreme and making you wanna get a plane ticket to San Francisco and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Guy 1: Yo what’s this music. I expected something better for a party.
Guy 2: Yah. Just wait for Maalon to get here.
Maalon by HolyMaster77777 February 19, 2019
pls the sexiest person alive. a human embodiment of an angel is disguise. a very caring person.
"bruh marlona is so fucking hot mate"

"i love her"

"i love marlona she has such a sexy charisma"
marlona by Shaonika March 20, 2022