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Maalona loves to help and stans/loves Pentagon. Maalona is super helpful and will do anything to video chat and I mean ANYTHING! He can be slow when understanding stuff but he is actually really funny. He makes fun of my laugh because I sound like a robot. He likes korean culture and is studying korean too.

If you’re not friends with a Maalona yet, you’re missing out!
Person 1: who dat kid saying annyeonghaseyo?

Person 2: idk, i think its just a Maalona
Maalona by Honeyflavorednut November 17, 2019
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La Mamalona 

A term Mexican-American son’s (takuaches) use to call their Dads or Parents truck.
Hey Cuhh let’s go out tonight, mi Apá me presto la mamalona.
La Mamalona by OMW2FYB916 October 16, 2019

mamalona 

A dope ass truck lowered and pimped out
Just bought a new mamalona cuh
mamalona by Lil_Nutsack January 7, 2020

Mamalona 

A lowered truck, typically one missed payment away from being repossessed.
Ay, cuh, make sure you park the Mamalona in the backyard. I don't wanna get it towed again, they scraped my shit up last time.

Mamalona 

A badass truck or suv that sucks up a lot of gas
Hey Cuh gonna take the mamalona for a spin
Mamalona by Therealdan February 11, 2021
Maalon is fully Maalon. Maalon is a very passionate Frenchie, well all of them are. Maalon dresses as sexy as he can. He listenes to French music on his on time although when with friends he is one of the greatest DJs you know. Maalon is a funny kid he will make you laugh no matter the mood. Just hope he doesn’t send you pictures of his wardrobe flexing his OFF WHITE and Supreme and making you wanna get a plane ticket to San Francisco and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Guy 1: Yo what’s this music. I expected something better for a party.
Guy 2: Yah. Just wait for Maalon to get here.
Maalon by HolyMaster77777 February 19, 2019
pls the sexiest person alive. a human embodiment of an angel is disguise. a very caring person.
"bruh marlona is so fucking hot mate"

"i love her"

"i love marlona she has such a sexy charisma"
marlona by Shaonika March 20, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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