Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Hunting the deer
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by Big baller 2000 November 13, 2015
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how dumb people spell "masturbate"
i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
by meh July 1, 2003
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"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
by Niladen August 2, 2013
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A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.
by The Observer May 7, 2003
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The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
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by Surazal February 1, 2004
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