macturbate

v. to pleasure oneself through use of an Apple product
Once Mike gets the new iPhone he's going to macturbate for a week straight.
by eponymousrhinocerous September 11, 2012
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Macturbating

Noun: The act of pleasuring oneself through the use of an Apple Product.
Steve got an iPhone5 for his birthday and has been macturbating all weekend
by Madhav4 September 14, 2012
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