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1 definition by
eponymousrhinocerous
macturbate
v. to
pleasure
oneself through use of
an Apple
product
Once
Mike
gets the new
iPhone
he's going to macturbate for a week
straight
.
by
eponymousrhinocerous
September 11, 2012
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Get the
macturbate
mug.