masturarm
masturarm by MOOOOMOOOOMOOOO March 12, 2011
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Masturbreaker
A person for whom masturbation is so vigorous an activity that, in the process of self-pleasuring nearby objects become broken or damaged.
Masturbreaker by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015
Related Words
masturarm • masturbreak • Masturah • mastura • Masturage • masturape • Masturbarathon • masturbrake • Masturbration • Masturfart
Masturgram
When an individual goes on the worldwide social pictoria known as Instagram and engages in the solo act of masturbation to pictures.
Arthur:"hey did you see the new picture sarah posted?'
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"
Masturgram by datthott November 11, 2012
Miki Masturbara
A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.
Miki Masturbara by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
masturbreak
(n.) the act of taking a break from strenuous work to relieve stress through masturbation.
(n.) a unit of time spanning the end of one masturbation session until the next masturbation session until the completion of any strenuous work and/or project.
(n.) a unit of time spanning the end of one masturbation session until the next masturbation session until the completion of any strenuous work and/or project.
"damn nigga I had to take 12 masturbreaks during that Calculus 14 final, my dick feel like corn!"
"that fuckin essay took me 45 masturbreaks."
"that fuckin essay took me 45 masturbreaks."
masturbreak by J.TSUI June 1, 2007
masturcard
Woohoo! Another Britney sex vid hit the net today... time to charge something to the ol' masturcard!
masturcard by Ninth December 11, 2008
Masturbration
Jono was so overjoyed that he got into the University of Southern California that he ran back home to masturbrate!
"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"
"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"
Masturbration by J0/\/O February 23, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026