mastonism

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews

Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry

by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Masonism

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.

Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.

by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

Mansonism

A religious movement which has chosen shock-rocker Marilyn Manson as its living deity. Followers of this religion are known as Mansonites. The place of worship for Mansonites is a concert venue when Marilyn Manson performs. Other forms of worship include repeatedly listening to his music and adapting his lyrics into one's everyday vocabulary. There is no set dress code, although Mansonites have a tendency to dress at least partly in black. All other aspects of the Mansonites' life are up to them as individuals to decide upon and they are free to cease their belief at whatever time they deem it appropriate.

To listen to Marilyn Manson religiously is to engage in Mansonism.

by FilmGeek1990 October 16, 2008

Mastorium

A synthesis of masturbate and auditorium. Refers specifically to a young man's messy room - his headquarters. Significant masturbatory activities occur within the mastorium; a cum dungeon.

Kun Snr: "Hi Kun, what are you up to?"

Middle Kun: "Just cleaning up my mastorium!"

by kooneyman July 5, 2010

Mastochism

The enjoyment of a toothy blowjob. Deriving pleasure from the pain of masticated fellatio.

That person is kinky, I heard they're into mastochism.

by TheMastochist March 15, 2022

karl malonism

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

by noss February 13, 2004