Definitions by noss

Bandit 

A Golfer who's handicap is clearly higher than his ability.

I lost out to a bandit last week again, how do they get there high handicaps?

Bandit by Noss May 19, 2017

nant 

A hairy middle aged man who is stronger than they look and is usually quite charming with the ladies.

Hey buddy, that Nant stole that girl I was chatting to at the bar!

nant by Noss May 19, 2017

pedro 

a mexican bus driver who goes oh yeah and is senile.

oh yeah pedro bus bounce mad high.

pedro by noss February 13, 2004

karl malonism 

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

karl malonism by noss February 13, 2004

hamburger 

a type of wang oragami where the wang is
folded to resemble a hamburger

I woke up with a hamburger.

hamburger by noss February 12, 2004

tesie 

slang for testicle.

I've got an elephant size tesie.

tesie by noss February 12, 2004

bunk 

sound of a missed jumper.

your jumper is like bunk.

bunk by noss February 12, 2004