noss's definitions

Bandit

A Golfer who's handicap is clearly higher than his ability.

I lost out to a bandit last week again, how do they get there high handicaps?

by Noss May 19, 2017

nant

A hairy middle aged man who is stronger than they look and is usually quite charming with the ladies.

Hey buddy, that Nant stole that girl I was chatting to at the bar!

by Noss May 19, 2017

pedro

a mexican bus driver who goes oh yeah and is senile.

oh yeah pedro bus bounce mad high.

by noss February 13, 2004

hamburger

a type of wang oragami where the wang is
folded to resemble a hamburger

I woke up with a hamburger.

by noss February 12, 2004

tesie

slang for testicle.

I've got an elephant size tesie.

by noss February 12, 2004

karl malonism

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

by noss February 13, 2004

gobo

1. someone who is a bit of a dork or a dickhead.

2. a character from fraggle rock

gee man your a gobo

by noss December 1, 2003