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Masonism 

A word or phrase created and/or coined by Mason Silber and Trucas Dan. These words include, but are not limited to: true, treow, trundlebed, truck rental, trundlebed, trumbledore, hence, debatable, ACTUALLY LOVE, and 7.
"Dang that Mason, his masonisms have taken over daily speech."

"Hence truueee."

"You ACTUALLY LOVE you hate you love hence true."

"Treeoowww."
Masonism by bohnerr May 16, 2009

Masonism 

Masonism (ma-ay-son-is-um) is the worship of any creature bestowed with the title "Mason" though masonism is more commonly used when referring to the worship of any human being that was bestowed the name Mason
"They engage in masonism!"
Masonism by That Cl0sted Kid March 19, 2023

mastonism 

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews
Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry
mastonism by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

Mansonism 

A religious movement which has chosen shock-rocker Marilyn Manson as its living deity. Followers of this religion are known as Mansonites. The place of worship for Mansonites is a concert venue when Marilyn Manson performs. Other forms of worship include repeatedly listening to his music and adapting his lyrics into one's everyday vocabulary. There is no set dress code, although Mansonites have a tendency to dress at least partly in black. All other aspects of the Mansonites' life are up to them as individuals to decide upon and they are free to cease their belief at whatever time they deem it appropriate.
To listen to Marilyn Manson religiously is to engage in Mansonism.
Mansonism by FilmGeek1990 October 16, 2008

karl malonism 

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.
"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."
karl malonism by noss February 13, 2004

Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes

I hope mason dies and his parents laugh
Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes Is a cunt
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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