Mastorium
A synthesis of masturbate and auditorium. Refers specifically to a young man's messy room - his headquarters. Significant masturbatory activities occur within the mastorium; a cum dungeon.
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masturhumping
When you hump a pillow, bed, woman, etc., and you put your hand by your penis so that as you hump up and down, your hand rubs against your penis, giving you the sensation of masturbating while you are humping.
I was so horny after watching the shake-weight commercial that I decided to have a quick masturhumping session.
masturhumping by Masturhumper December 29, 2010
Magorium logic
A paradoxical statement that seems to have a flaw in its logic, yet none can be found. Term refers to the film "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium," where this logic is used frequently.
In some cases, Magorium logic may appear somewhat circular in nature, with the logic pattern looping back upon itself.
In some cases, Magorium logic may appear somewhat circular in nature, with the logic pattern looping back upon itself.
ANNE: "You can't know something you don't know because you don't know it."
JASON: "That's an example of Magorium logic if I ever heard one."
JASON: "That's an example of Magorium logic if I ever heard one."
Magorium logic by JasonMc92 January 20, 2011
mysterium
a confusing and impossible to understand situation or place. Very complex. Only nerdy niggas will have a chance to understand a mysterium. Everybody else don't even try, your head will explode.
James: "Yo Will, girls are a mysterium. I'm trying to figure out why they crazy as hell"
Will: "You better stop man before your head explodes. Shit's crazy"
Will: "You better stop man before your head explodes. Shit's crazy"
mysterium by Smart Nigga 18 August 22, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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ulzzang
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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