Mastorium

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A synthesis of masturbate and auditorium. Refers specifically to a young man's messy room - his headquarters. Significant masturbatory activities occur within the mastorium; a cum dungeon.

Kun Snr: "Hi Kun, what are you up to?"

Middle Kun: "Just cleaning up my mastorium!"

Mastorium by kooneyman July 5, 2010

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mastonism

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews

Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry

mastonism by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

MasterDumping

The act of jacking off while taking a shit

he's probally Masterdumping that sick bastard

MasterDumping by West G. July 2, 2011

Masterism

The art of mastering everything.

I am awesome because I am the master of masterism.

Masterism by nickvet419 March 12, 2010

masturhumping

When you hump a pillow, bed, woman, etc., and you put your hand by your penis so that as you hump up and down, your hand rubs against your penis, giving you the sensation of masturbating while you are humping.

I was so horny after watching the shake-weight commercial that I decided to have a quick masturhumping session.

masturhumping by Masturhumper December 29, 2010

Magorium logic

A paradoxical statement that seems to have a flaw in its logic, yet none can be found. Term refers to the film "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium," where this logic is used frequently.

In some cases, Magorium logic may appear somewhat circular in nature, with the logic pattern looping back upon itself.

ANNE: "You can't know something you don't know because you don't know it."

JASON: "That's an example of Magorium logic if I ever heard one."

Magorium logic by JasonMc92 January 20, 2011

mysterium

a confusing and impossible to understand situation or place. Very complex. Only nerdy niggas will have a chance to understand a mysterium. Everybody else don't even try, your head will explode.

James: "Yo Will, girls are a mysterium. I'm trying to figure out why they crazy as hell"
Will: "You better stop man before your head explodes. Shit's crazy"

mysterium by Smart Nigga 18 August 22, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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