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masterly bation
"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
masterly bation by scodder May 20, 2010
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Oral Mastery
When one is so good with their mouth, tongue, and lips that they deliver non stop orgasms and never ending pleasure when performing oral sex, and give goosebumps and thoughts of procreation when they kiss others. They have the power to control one's thoughts and actions with their high level of Oral Skills. For females, finding a male with this priceless amount of oral talent, is the same as finding the Holy Grail.
I am so torn between being honest with my BF, or just leading him on more.......because his {Oral Mastery] is just life changing.
My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?
Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.
My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?
Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.
Oral Mastery by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
Robert's Mastery Paradox
When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.
Robert's Mastery Paradox by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019
Animal mastery
noun: When playing certain role play games, there is a skill call "animal mastery". This means that the character can command animals. In real world terms, this means that the person loves animals and is really adept at having sex with them.
Animal mastery by ALS Project May 11, 2003
Masterlooser15
The best badass coder out there, who actually knows how to program in different coding languages, and even knows how to maintain his own cheat, x88Cheats! The best cheat out there which can easily win against anyone in a hvh.
When you call someone a MasterLooser15, you are telling them that they are a god at being a programmer.
When you call someone a MasterLooser15, you are telling them that they are a god at being a programmer.
Masterlooser15 by MasterLooser's wannabe friend. January 19, 2019
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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