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masterybolt 

Someone that hasnt seen the light of day in ages
Wow, he really needs to stop being such a masterybolt

Masturbolt 

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.
"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."
Masturbolt by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

masterbot 

masterbot

Is the master of all Robots and Drones.
masterbot bot robots drone robo
masterbot by Stevenwoodwards January 9, 2014

Masterboater 

A female that motorboats her own breasts.
Hey Kaitlyn I can motorboat my own boobs! Hey Kim you're a masterboater!
Masterboater by KennethG October 4, 2014

Masterbotorium

An assigned room for masterbation
Gerald spent hours in his masterbotorium knuckling his nudger to various brazzers movies!
Masterbotorium by Db9790 July 7, 2017

masterbortion

an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.
I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.
masterbortion by chef jugfuck October 31, 2008