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The Tao of Jeet Kune Do posits that before you learn how to punch, a punch is just a punch. Once you learn how to punch, a punch is more than just a punch. Once you have mastered the punch, it becomes just a punch once again. This rumination about the concept of mastery can be applied to many things and is a useful tool for self reflection.
Hym "If you believe that the book is more than a book, then this is evidence that you have not achieved mastery (according to the tenet posited by Jeet Kune Do). Yet, somehow, you are making the rules for both of us while simultaneously exempting yourself from rules whenever it convenient."
Mastery by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Taková ta věc, co ti občas protihráč bude spammovat nad tvoji mrtvolou,

může k tomu napsat EZ (v překladu do AJ - easy, do češtiny - jednoduché).

Nebo jak to Češi převzali od známého Youtubera Baxtrikse "IZI".
"Použil na mě svůj toxický chvat, začal rapidně mačkat CTRL a 5 a ukázal tím svůj Mastery 7, aby mi ukázal jeho zkušenosti s Yasuem a aby dal najevo, že je lepší než já a celý můj tým dohromady, načež umřel na věž."
Mastery 7 by Andrew1811 September 30, 2020
Taková ta věc, co ti občas protihráč bude spammovat nad tvoji mrtvolou,
může k tomu napsat EZ (v překladu do AJ - easy, do češtiny - jednoduché).
Nebo jak to Češi převzali od známého Youtubera Baxtrikse "IZI"
"Použil na mě svůj toxický chvat, žačal rapidně mačkat CTRL a 5, tím ukázal jeho Mastery 7, aby mi ukázal jeho zkušenosti s jeho šampiónem a dokázal mi, že je lepší než já a celý náš tým"
Mastery 7 by Andrew1811 September 30, 2020

Oral Mastery 

When one is so good with their mouth, tongue, and lips that they deliver non stop orgasms and never ending pleasure when performing oral sex, and give goosebumps and thoughts of procreation when they kiss others. They have the power to control one's thoughts and actions with their high level of Oral Skills. For females, finding a male with this priceless amount of oral talent, is the same as finding the Holy Grail.
I am so torn between being honest with my BF, or just leading him on more.......because his {Oral Mastery] is just life changing.

My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?

Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.
Oral Mastery by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

Robert's Mastery Paradox 

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

Animal mastery 

noun: When playing certain role play games, there is a skill call "animal mastery". This means that the character can command animals. In real world terms, this means that the person loves animals and is really adept at having sex with them.
Mak is very good at animal mastery.
Animal mastery by ALS Project May 11, 2003
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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