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MasterClashers 

MasterClashers, more like I ate a massive burger just now could you give me my french fries cause I'm still hungry

Good Ebening Masterclass 

When a team plays against a Unai Emery side, dominates the entire match and doesn't score and then the Unai Emery side scores in the 91st minute.
That Villareal win over Bayern was a Good Ebening Masterclass

mastercry 

The process of masturbating well one is crying. Quite possibly the most pathetic act ever.
Tim mastercried himself to sleep after another night of parental abuse.
mastercry by Bagel June 1, 2004

mastercloud 

when you hit 3 or more vapes at once, the smoke produced from the hit is a mastercloud
I dare you to zero out on the mastercloud
mastercloud by mastercloud55 June 16, 2018

masterfece 

"Did you see what I dropped off earlier today? Man, I tell you what, it was a masterfece."
masterfece by gsehtpseigsh July 3, 2005

masterblathering 

Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)
Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:

"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"

"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"

"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
masterblathering by ginsoak May 8, 2008