Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

by CCdiemond September 13, 2014

Masterlation

The relaying of information about your masturbation techniques.

I gave Mary a whole lot of masterlation last night. She was thrilled.

by Poop Nostrils May 11, 2010

masterlive

World's most famous Korean Adult video site

Masterlive.com

by Leade.K September 03, 2003

masterlating

To be the only person to show up late to a group meeting or event.

I've been masterlating to the last six events, the boss won't be happy if I am tardy again. late, tardy, not on time, procrastinate, behind

by joecoolthefool August 19, 2015