mastacate 

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Masterbaterium 

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Mastuhater 

A person who strongly discourages masturbation.

The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.

People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.

SITUATION - Wife discovers husband masturbating

Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"

Mastuhater by ORAmojo November 1, 2010

rastabater

One who finds pleasure in getting abnormally high then beating their meat/ plungin' their dungeon (beating off or fingering themselves) sideaffects may incude: Seeing rainbows appear out of your genitals, imagining tom cruise is responsible for whats going on, having crazy orgasms, of fainting

Thomas was known as the schools biggest rastabater after he was found in the kitchen with a bong and his hand down his pants

rastabater by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

mastabatorium 

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

mastabatorium by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

masterbater by Joe February 27, 2005