Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator
It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.
by Joe February 28, 2005
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Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.
Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.
by Grim January 20, 2005
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n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 18, 2004
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When a person empowers the qualities of such supreme attractiveness that simple thinking of them for just a moment causes your loins to tingle and burn.
This one particular gentleman I know is so masterbatable that thinking about him in any way makes my mind and my pantys a mess.
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A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.
Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.
by zerordie323 January 22, 2011
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A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.
"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"
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One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate
The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?
by OneHungryHungryHippo May 5, 2004
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