masterbater
masterbater by Joe February 27, 2005
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MASTERbater
n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
MASTERbater by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
masterbater
Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.
masterbater by Grim January 20, 2005
Masterbater
One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate
See: masterbate
Masterbater by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004
Masterbater
1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)
2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.
2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.
1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater
2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.
2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.
Masterbater by Qwelp August 31, 2019
masterbater king
he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
masterbater king by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011
chronic masterbater
steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..
luke: oh really ..
chronic masterbater by heyboo January 15, 2009
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