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Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)
A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010
Mastabatorial
The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
Mastabatorial by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
Mastabatory System
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
Mastabatory System by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
Martano
The alteration of the name "Martin", these people tend to be a hip independant youngster who tends to have a plain name, but wishes to have a catchier name, the name Martano is this such name. This name should not be used by anyone who is not of a popular status as they may bring shame to the name and will get "ripped" for trying to use such a cool name.
Friend: "Hey, Martin what are you up to?"
Martano: "Hey, just call me Martano ok?"
Stranger: "Whoa you must be cool with a name like that!"
Martano: "Guys!"
Martano: "Hey, just call me Martano ok?"
Stranger: "Whoa you must be cool with a name like that!"
Martano: "Guys!"
Martano by Martano Brien September 12, 2004
Gordonodono Marathano
Scientific name Dinosaures Gordanes. Regarded presumably as a race which involves strategic game play and or the amputation of competitors limb and or bodily harm.
An ultimate fight to the death with regards to the animalistic nature of the race.
An ultimate fight to the death with regards to the animalistic nature of the race.
Gordonodono Marathano by Urvi Sex on Fire Ptel March 25, 2010