Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

by kingkong1212 April 06, 2009

Pronz

A nicer way to say porn.

OH NO! You deleted my sexy PRONZ.

I watch pronz while useing my mastabatory system.

by kingkong1212 April 12, 2009