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manwela

A fat, ugly, little girl who deserves to die.... She is fake and tries to steal your friends from you...Nothing good comes out of being with her
Manwela is a fake bitch
by Manwela June 3, 2017
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Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018
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The Mandela Catalogue

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."
by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022
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Manuela

Origin is Hebrew, meaning "One with God" or "God is with us".
Manuela is a hard-working smart girl who is genuinely kind, and caring of others, even when she knows that the feeling may not be reciprocated. Although she may overthink things, in the end she stays true to herself, and succeeds in finding her own path, without negative influences from other people.
Manuela is a beautiful young lady who blossoms into a beautiful woman. She is never too thin, nor is she big. She is perfectly in the middle: fit and healthy, with curves for days.
Her unique appeal and artistic and creative ways make her an attractive person, as well as her exotic nature and good looks make her a true keeper.
-"That Manuela! She is so elegant, no matter what the situation she always manages to look great!"

-"Even after what that boy did to her, Manuela still wishes the best for him, genuinely, no matter how hard it is"

-"Manuela is so sweet, but she can really over-think things"

-"I love exotic women...I definetely want a Manuela"
by Mr.Collegiate August 20, 2012
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Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020
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The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
by The ObéSter October 30, 2021
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Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.
Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?
by Bert Large March 31, 2019
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