3 definitions by ThisIsMatthewCastro
When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"
"Who's Riley Reid?"
"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"
"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
"Who's Riley Reid?"
"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"
"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 23, 2018
When you're jerking off to porn and realize you've seen the video before leading to you remembering the time you blew your load to it.
"Whoa..."
"What's wrong Neo?"
"I think I jerked it to this porno when I was younger."
"You remember jacking off to it?"
"Yea...what a nostalgia nut."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other again."
"What's wrong Neo?"
"I think I jerked it to this porno when I was younger."
"You remember jacking off to it?"
"Yea...what a nostalgia nut."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other again."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018
When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."
"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"
"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"
"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018