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Maloney Joke 

A joke far worse than a Bova Joke
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim Denim Denim... Denim Denim Denim
What a Maloney Joke
Maloney Joke by Bova Jokes February 26, 2019

McKayla Maroney 

won Gold Medal in the 2012 Summer Olympics in the Team All-Around with the USA Gymnastics team. One of the hottest girls to ever be in the Olympics. Could possibly give Shawn Johnson a run for her money.
Guy #1: Who is that hottie in Gymnastics on Team USA in the Olympics?

Guy #2: Oh, that's McKayla Maroney.

Guy #1: She's hot man, she could give Shawn Johnson a run for her money!

Guy #2: That she could!
McKayla Maroney by redbaronATL August 5, 2012

Ms. Maloney 

The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.
Wow, she is SUCH a ms. maloney!
Ms. Maloney by ilovemathexceptnot February 5, 2010

Ball Lick Mahoney 

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
Ball Lick Mahoney by Mr doses September 5, 2019
Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear
The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.
Mahoney by the_referee March 5, 2009
adjective or a noun 1) to be so awsome 2) suvstitute for awsome 2) outragous 3) to be so awsome and sexy that you dont have to do much to get what you want 4)being so random that it doesnt make sense but it is still funny and sometimes attractive
"Hey that guy is so mahoney" the man walked down the street no one noticing how Mahoney he acutally was. "This park is mahoney. The gang looked like they were almost mahoney status
Mahoney by Raktore Rasha November 14, 2011