mahoney

Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate.

That bitch pulled a mahoney when I was trying to take the SAT.

by hesKEET May 14, 2006

mahoney

the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.

I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.

by the juggernaut May 2, 2006

mahoney

a person that blasts techno music out of a Caddilac Escalade.

"you see that? thats a real mahoney right there!"

by nucci888 November 4, 2008

mahoney

a thief who will steal anything not nailed down

your such a mahoney!

or

this place has been ransacked, a mahoney must have been here!

by Kieran Thornton September 19, 2008

Mahoney

Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear

The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.

by the_referee March 5, 2009

Mahoney

adjective or a noun 1) to be so awsome 2) suvstitute for awsome 2) outragous 3) to be so awsome and sexy that you dont have to do much to get what you want 4)being so random that it doesnt make sense but it is still funny and sometimes attractive

"Hey that guy is so mahoney" the man walked down the street no one noticing how Mahoney he acutally was. "This park is mahoney. The gang looked like they were almost mahoney status

by Raktore Rasha November 14, 2011

Mahoney

An unnaturally endowed man. Having male genitalia comparable to that of a horse.

"I am not sure I can have a second date with that girl, her last boyfriend was a real mahoney."

by NegativeEL3ment February 19, 2013