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Mahoney’d 

To promise on arrival, only to ditch out
Last night me and my buddy made plans to go ice fishing in the morning but now I’m sitting in the shack alone. I got Mahoney’d.
Mahoney’d by Jaredmahoney24 December 3, 2021

Dirty mahoney 

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.
When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.
Dirty mahoney by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022

dirty mahoney 

The act of teabaggin a girl (preferably passed out)...nuts on mouth, and sitting full force on her face stuffing her nose into ure asshole
I brought that bitch back to my house and gave her the dirty mahoney.
dirty mahoney by adam krej January 29, 2008

Double Mahoney creampie 

When a guy cums inside a woman twice in a matter of 10 seconds because he rarely sees action.
She took him back to her place, but after 5 seconds of sex he creampied her. He needed a few minutes to recover and they were back at it for another 5 seconds before he came again for a double mahoney creampie. It was 10 seconds of sex that left her less than satisfied. He would never hear from her again.

Dirty O'Mahony 

YOUR COOOOOOL HOT AND SEXY OOOOHHH YEEEAHHHH. YOU ALREADY KNOW YOUR COOL
Dirty O'Mahony by GA0522 May 19, 2021

dick maloney 

when there are absolutely no females in the room and it is full of guys
This gym is all Dick Maloney
Damn dude this place is full of Dick Maloneys
dick maloney by Black Silk February 19, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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