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Mahoney’d 

to promise on arrive, only to ditch out
Last night me and my buddy made plans to go ice fishing in the morning but now I’m sitting in the shack alone. I got Mahoney’d.
Mahoney’d by Jaredmahoney24 December 3, 2021
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Mahoney’d 

To promise on arrival, only to ditch out
Last night me and my buddy made plans to go ice fishing in the morning but now I’m sitting in the shack alone. I got Mahoney’d.
Mahoney’d by Jaredmahoney24 December 3, 2021

Dirty mahoney 

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.
When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.
Dirty mahoney by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022

dirty mahoney 

The act of teabaggin a girl (preferably passed out)...nuts on mouth, and sitting full force on her face stuffing her nose into ure asshole
I brought that bitch back to my house and gave her the dirty mahoney.
dirty mahoney by adam krej January 29, 2008

Double Mahoney creampie 

When a guy cums inside a woman twice in a matter of 10 seconds because he rarely sees action.
She took him back to her place, but after 5 seconds of sex he creampied her. He needed a few minutes to recover and they were back at it for another 5 seconds before he came again for a double mahoney creampie. It was 10 seconds of sex that left her less than satisfied. He would never hear from her again.

Dirty O'Mahony 

YOUR COOOOOOL HOT AND SEXY OOOOHHH YEEEAHHHH. YOU ALREADY KNOW YOUR COOL
Oh yeah he is a Dirty O'Mahony .
Dirty O'Mahony by GA0522 May 19, 2021

dick maloney 

when there are absolutely no females in the room and it is full of guys
This gym is all Dick Maloney
Damn dude this place is full of Dick Maloneys
dick maloney by Black Silk February 19, 2010
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