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mankisser 

(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with homoerotic tendencies.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.

mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.

it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.
Why does she even bother going out with him? Everyone knows he's a total mankisser.

Shut up, you fucking mankisser.
mankisser by e.howes September 2, 2008
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Best Manister 

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant
Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.
Best Manister by Kizzler May 6, 2013

mankiller 

a woman who is very popular among men and whom every man wants to have sex with.
She is both a siren and a mankiller.
mankiller by uttam maharjan October 2, 2013

Alfred The Mankiller 

In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.

Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.

This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.
Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!

Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe

House the Manister Man 

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)
House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.
A woman who likes many men and has short sexual relationships with them.
Man Chaser
a woman regarded as sexually active in an aggressive or promiscuous manner
This town is full of manisers and Miss Abc tops the list.
maniser by Rajat Saxena November 10, 2010

Bill Manassero 

Featured with his wife Susette Manassero in Soledad Obrien's 2010 CNN documentary Rescued, Bill Manassero is a Christian missionary in Port-au-Prince, Haiti. The Manasseros unique ministry helps street children to get off the streets and build a promising life for themselves. Bill Manassero spent 25 years in business before selling all his possessions to go into full-time ministry, first as a children's musicianary, writing and performing songs around the world with his Mister Bill Band and, later, moving to Haiti to serve the street children of Port-au-Prince by founding "The Light House" orphanage - part of Child Hope International, childhope.org.
Rescuedchildhope.orgBill Manassero
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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