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mankisser

(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with homoerotic tendencies.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.

mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.

it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.
Why does she even bother going out with him? Everyone knows he's a total mankisser.

Shut up, you fucking mankisser.
by e.howes September 2, 2008
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Best Manister

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant
Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.
by Kizzler May 6, 2013
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mankiller

a woman who is very popular among men and whom every man wants to have sex with.
She is both a siren and a mankiller.
by uttam maharjan October 2, 2013
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Alfred The Mankiller

In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.

Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.

This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.
Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!

Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe
by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
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House the Manister Man

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)
House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.
by John Autismo August 29, 2022
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maniser

A woman who likes many men and has short sexual relationships with them.
Man Chaser
a woman regarded as sexually active in an aggressive or promiscuous manner
This town is full of manisers and Miss Abc tops the list.
by Rajat Saxena November 10, 2010
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Bill Manassero

Featured with his wife Susette Manassero in Soledad Obrien's 2010 CNN documentary Rescued, Bill Manassero is a Christian missionary in Port-au-Prince, Haiti. The Manasseros unique ministry helps street children to get off the streets and build a promising life for themselves. Bill Manassero spent 25 years in business before selling all his possessions to go into full-time ministry, first as a children's musicianary, writing and performing songs around the world with his Mister Bill Band and, later, moving to Haiti to serve the street children of Port-au-Prince by founding "The Light House" orphanage - part of Child Hope International, childhope.org.
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