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Manboner 

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.
Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.
Manboner by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

manloser 

The opposite of a girlboss. a man who lacks confidence, security, a social life, and a sex life. Manlosers are sensitive and needy, they have very little friends and cling to those friends like they’re the last person on the fucking planet. They usually spend their time in the room on their computer, and being horny as shit, because these men have no sex life.
person 1 :“you know that joshua guy right? he and i are friends”
person 2 : “duude dont be friends with that manloser he is such a fucking pussy
manloser by manloserjoshua September 8, 2021

Mangoster 

When a specific individual has run low on their supply on the fruit, Mangifera indica. Commonly known as a mango raids a functioning supply chain with this specific fruit. The individual that did the robbery would be commonly known as a mangoster.
*The mangoster has successfully robbed the second supply of incoming mangoes!*
Mangoster by Blue_Underlined_Name August 19, 2019

mankisser 

(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with homoerotic tendencies.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.

mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.

it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.
Why does she even bother going out with him? Everyone knows he's a total mankisser.

Shut up, you fucking mankisser.
mankisser by e.howes September 2, 2008

Bill Manassero 

Featured with his wife Susette Manassero in Soledad Obrien's 2010 CNN documentary Rescued, Bill Manassero is a Christian missionary in Port-au-Prince, Haiti. The Manasseros unique ministry helps street children to get off the streets and build a promising life for themselves. Bill Manassero spent 25 years in business before selling all his possessions to go into full-time ministry, first as a children's musicianary, writing and performing songs around the world with his Mister Bill Band and, later, moving to Haiti to serve the street children of Port-au-Prince by founding "The Light House" orphanage - part of Child Hope International, childhope.org.
Rescuedchildhope.orgBill Manassero
This is a male homo sapien with the brain of a young boy. Further, this creature completely lacks impuse control and in some cases, demonstrates sociopathic behavior.
Isobel thought she was dating a successful peer-but when the oaf was caught in a terrible lie, she quickly realized that she had wasted her time with a low life manposter
Manposter by immelinda January 21, 2019