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manaisse 

semen, (derived from the word mayonaisse)
Steve was covered in manaisse after a long masturbation session.
manaisse by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003
Words you can keep
Manasse a person whos nice, caring and FREAKIN fine as hell. He understands you and is respectful and nice no matter what. Also the perfect person to marry. He can get out of control sometimes but at the end of the day loyal, kind, caring and forgiving.
Dang he has such a good personality and he So finnne that must be a MANASSE
Manasse by Annoyms BOY!! May 14, 2019
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Manasseh 

A sexy nigga with a big ass dick
"Damn, his name must be manasseh if he got a bbc."
Manasseh by Tru Nigga Speaker March 21, 2021
I nice black nigga who has a big dick who can rock your world like a fucking rocket but mostly has a big dick because he is depressed and he is a really nice guy who if you talk to him he will listen and understand you right away
I like this guy his name is probably MANASSE
MANASSE by codmaster56 April 23, 2018
A man with a dick over 5 inches before age 18
Look at that guy's bulge his name must be manasse
manasse by codmaster56 July 14, 2016
spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.
After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.
manaise by Robby June 10, 2003

mankisser 

(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with homoerotic tendencies.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.

mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.

it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.
Why does she even bother going out with him? Everyone knows he's a total mankisser.

Shut up, you fucking mankisser.
mankisser by e.howes September 2, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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